But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
someone owes me an orgasm
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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