I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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