idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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