If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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