Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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