We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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