I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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