How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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