Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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