love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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