Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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