I cut my penus on the lid.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My dick has a subreddit
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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