he thought i was a dude.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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