She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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