Pappa wants mamma naked
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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