ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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