Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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