oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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