im drinking this country out of the recession.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
pop tarts are not kleenex
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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