I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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