I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
