sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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