We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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