Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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