I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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