I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
