fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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