Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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