this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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