I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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