You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
