I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So much Jack, so little girl.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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