it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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