Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
