There is no way he is gay with that hair.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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