didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Someone signed my nipple.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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