i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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