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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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