The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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