1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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