Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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