Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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