And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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