he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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