I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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