Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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