so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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