You made me cry and you don't even care
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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