Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize