return my video game
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
