How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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