Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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