Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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