love makes seman taste better
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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