Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
